How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

who is awesome? no one...

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

There's a god, just kidding.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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