Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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