- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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