- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Shea's sty....

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Good afternoon.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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