- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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