Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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