- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Please? No.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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