Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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