- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

I have an idea! You leave.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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