- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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