Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Whats funnier than 24, 69

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A chicken walks into a barn.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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