- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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