ME NAME IS JEFF

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Obama lin Baden.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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