- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

this website even though its hilarious.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A black student graduated High School

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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