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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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