- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

this website even though its hilarious.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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