- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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