- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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