- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black student graduated High School

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

scientology.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Praise Paisley

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Women's rights...

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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