Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Knock knock Come in

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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