What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Im gay What about you

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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