- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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