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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

OOOOPPS /

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Basically copying you.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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