- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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