Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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being sober in a bar fight

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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