Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What? Huh?

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Racial Equality

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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