- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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