Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Oh, go away

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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