Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

The Joke Below

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

BOTTOM!!!

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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