- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Religionh

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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