- Anti Joke

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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nickel back

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday