Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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human centipede

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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