Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Iif your reading this ur gay

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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