How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Mahmy

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

A car walks into a bar.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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