- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

women's rights

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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