What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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I was watching Fox news.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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