Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

the holocaust

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Skrillex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What is the name of the car? What

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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