An Asian with a big dick.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

A sober Irish individual.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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