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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

I went to work today....

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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