I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Justin beiber..

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Life

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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