Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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I love you

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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