"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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