What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Oh, go away

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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