- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Cancer.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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