- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

My Butthole.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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