- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

women's rights

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

You know what's cool? Yep.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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