- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

A paralysed man falls over.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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