- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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