Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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THE GAME.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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