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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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