- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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