- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Women's Rights.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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