- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

womens rights.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

If you were a pie I'd eat you

all the kids had fun

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

whats yellow after cani...nathan

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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