a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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