Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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