- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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