- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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