- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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