- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Where's the dick??? east

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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