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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what's white and sticky semen

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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