What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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I like the color potato.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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