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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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