- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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