- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats up and also down? your mum

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

No because your face is really f***** up.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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