I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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