Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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