- Anti Joke

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

knock,knock you suck

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Two planes walk into an office building

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Who is John Galt?

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

* anti-punchline