What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

AIDS

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

National security?

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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