- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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