- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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