- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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