- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i killed my family

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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