- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Womens basketball

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

u suck

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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