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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

You all have Aids

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

The Charlotte Bobcats

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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