Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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