this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Robert Mugabe.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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