- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why was the man sad? His wife left

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