Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Face Hunter is scum

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A gay man watches football.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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