What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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