- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Romans rights.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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