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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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