- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

So one time there was this woman learning...

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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