- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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