- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

a. why? b. because

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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