Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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