- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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