* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you call a black man? A person

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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